WFMW: Having an Effective Quiet Time
Want to read a book, but can't concentrate over all of the noise? Want to have an effective time in The Word, but can't because you have little monkeys crawling all over you asking for everything under the sun?
I bring you an easy, two-step solution, dear Internet friends!
Duct Tape and Rope!
Just tie the little heathens up and slap some duct tape on their whiny little mouths! They're quiet enough for you to have your time in peace, and they're still within sight so you know they're safe and not getting into mischief.
Hey! It Works For Me!